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    The True Dangers of Alcohol

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 19th October 2005 (All posts by )

    Related to our earlier discussion of drug legalization:

    (via )

    I can attest that all my interactions with dangerous reptiles can be blamed solely on sweet, delicious booze…

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    Evil Capitalist Multinational Corporation Propaganda Machine Run Delightfully Amok

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 1st March 2005 (All posts by )

    Hootie Ho-down
    If you500vip彩票安卓下载官网’ve been watching much television lately, you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 may have caught ‘s new . The spot, which is titled “Fantasy Ranch” has won my heart with its mix of wholesome folksy music, blatant sexual innuendo, and complete lunacy, all twisted to the purpose of promoting the unhealthy fast-food agenda of a multinational conglomerate. Tell me that this concept doesn’t warm you500vip彩票安卓下载官网r cold, machine-like capitalist heart as it does mine.

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    Posted in Humor | 26 Comments »

    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone… but…

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 21st February 2005 (All posts by )

    I must disagree somewhat with my co-blogger James Rummels earlier post on the cultural importance of Hunter S. Thompsons works.

    Those whove read my stuff in the past know that Ive always been more than a little influenced by HST. For those of us who enjoy strong drink and occasional forays into the domain of high weirdness, the good doctor provided a vocabulary to describe the vague and sometimes horrible recollections of lost evenings. His prose could be simultaneously fascinating and stupid, hilarious and repugnant, right and wrong.
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    Posted in Arts & Letters | 15 Comments »

    Professionalism In Action

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 4th November 2004 (All posts by )

    Thanks to , we now know that the good people running the Netscape CNN site have a remarkably expressive file naming system.

    As a commentator on Blair’s site says, “winners can laugh … losers are losers”.

    (Just in case they fix the file in question, here’s a screenshot)

    UPDATE:

    As Im sure everyones already , CNN and Netscape have announced that the offending filename was created by a junior Netscape (not CNN) employee responsible for posting files (which is what I figured). This person has apparently been fired.

    Posted in Politics | 3 Comments »

    Life is just a bowl of pits

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 5th October 2004 (All posts by )

    Rodney Dangerfield has . His lack of respect was a matter of record, but the man had some smart ties on his antebellum Tonight Show appearances, and if you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 didn’t think and were funny, you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 are a filthy communist. Respect or no, he will be missed.

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    A Convention Note To MSNBC Execs

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 31st August 2004 (All posts by )

    Dear MSNBC executive monkeys,

    Long ago, I tried to warn you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 about . You did not listen, and you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 thereafter suffered that has nearly destroyed you500vip彩票安卓下载官网r network. I was somewhat reluctant , but there you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 have it.

    However, I now offer a bit of similar advice:
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    Day 11: Mr. Mojo Goes To Washington

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 15th August 2004 (All posts by )

    A few days with no Internet access has left the recent parts of our journey undocumented. Our visit to Cornflake’s new 500vip彩票安卓下载官网 in Blacksburg Virginia was uneventful, with the mild exception of leisurely visits to the local pubs. I shall spare you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 any detailed photographic evidence of our somewhat successful carousing, and skip to the next and near-final stop on this grand adventure. Today we reached the capital of the most powerful nation to ever exist on this planet.


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    Day 9: Deepest West Virginia — Part II

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 11th August 2004 (All posts by )

    No travel today, just some random pictures of West Virginia:


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    Day 8: Deepest West Virginia

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 11th August 2004 (All posts by )

    We drove from Petersburg to Clarksburg West Virginia today. Not much change in the type of scenery from yesterday, but much more of it.

    Here we are leaving Petersburg this morning:


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    Day 7: Welcome500vip彩票安卓下载官网 To Appalachia

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 9th August 2004 (All posts by )

    The Indiana-Ohio border


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    Day 6: Chicago And The Next Leg

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 9th August 2004 (All posts by )

    Today started out in the outskirts of Chicago and ended up in a suburb of Indianapolis.

    Unfortunately, I wasnt able to hook up with my good friend Seed, from over at the due to a scheduling conflict. Also, the sage tourist advice given to us by Lexington Green was wasted due to poor follow-up and research, which left us lost no matter where we went in the Chicago area. However, we still managed to have a lovely time in Chi-Town.

    From our suburban start we made our way to the city center:


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    Day 5: The Road to Chicago

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 8th August 2004 (All posts by )

    Here we are, on the outskirts of the city whose name inspires this very blog. The moderate 7-hour drive from Minneapolis to Chicagoland was somewhat of a challenge to us after failing to properly rest in the twin cities. Exhaustion is setting in, so Ill yet again be brief…

    St. Paul’s downtown, although not as impressive as that of Minneapolis, is still quite nice. Unfortunately, we were unable to get close to the mighty cathedral there or the state capital building:


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    Day 4: Minneapolis

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 7th August 2004 (All posts by )

    AKA, the city formerly known as

    Note: No spectacular American scenery today, as we were not on the road. Instead, I offer the following selection of items (sans malevolent communists) of a more personal and egotistical variety. More on the road tomorrow.

    Today was a rest day. Cornflake and I enjoyed the hospitality of Agent Yogi, and his lovely wife, Agent Booboo.

    The Twin Cities are one of my favorite Metropolitan areas. This was cornflakes first visit, so our hosts were intent on showing us the full charms of their adoptive 500vip彩票安卓下载官网.

    However, the previous nights celebrations had left us slightly out of sorts in the morning, as you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 might imagine, so we started the day with a nourishing and stomach settling breakfast:


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    Day 3: Welcome500vip彩票安卓下载官网 To The Midwest

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 6th August 2004 (All posts by )

    Todays journey went relatively well. We reached Minneapolis with time to spare, and enjoyed a fine dinner and evening here with our trusted contacts, agents Yogi and Booboo. They have provided a fine and secure safe house here in the suburbs of the Twin Cities, where their high-tech security system protects us from the evil pinko bastards. We will stay here another day enjoying their hospitality before moving on to Chicago on Saturday.

    Celebrations of our arrival have led to a large number of Martinis, so I must keep things brief.

    Dead bugs on the open road of central South Dakota (we shall crush them!):


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    Day 2: The Long Haul

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 5th August 2004 (All posts by )

    Today was a learning day for Cornflake and me. Our elders had warned us not to underestimate the raw size of Montana. We scorned their advice, thinking to ourselves, “My what great time we made today. Theres no doubt we can get through the rest of the state in mere hours. We are truly as mighty as the gods themselves.”
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    The Journey Begins

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 4th August 2004 (All posts by )

    And so, at the appointed hour, Cornflake and I began our great quest. First we had to provision ourselves with the proper travel food.


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    The Great American Road Trip

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 3rd August 2004 (All posts by )

    Today marks the beginning of what looks to be a fine summer road trip. Starting from my 500vip彩票安卓下载官网base here in Seattle, Ill be accompanying my stalwart comrade and former co-blogger, Commander Cornflake, on a great cross-continental trek.

    My destination: Washington D.C.

    As a service to you500vip彩票安卓下载官网, the fine Chicago Boyz reader, I shall endeavor to document this journey (internet access permitting) as I avoid the dangers of the American wilderness and outwit a countless stream of communist saboteurs.

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    Posted in Uncategorized | 10 Comments »

    The Globalization Of American Politics

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 2nd August 2004 (All posts by )

    I’m constantly astounded by the degree to which Europeans concern themselves with American politics. You’d think I’d be used to it now, 45 years on. I remember one day in 1999 listening to the Diane Rheem show on my car radio coming back to work from lunch. The topic was the upcoming election and the guests were several European reporters covering them. I was surprised by both the number of international callers and the vehemence of their opinions.

    Todays Telegraph has an article by that brings that 500vip彩票安卓下载官网 to me once again:

    …whatever happens in the United States in November will speed back, like a ricocheting bullet, to the British general election next year. There is an agreement across the political spectrum in Westminster that this presidential election is the most important for decades…

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    Proof That We Are Living In The Future

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 10th March 2004 (All posts by )

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    (currently fielded by the German and Spanish armies)

    (used by Colonial Marines in the movie Aliens)

    (used by me in my 80’s childhood)

    The answer is the Army’s new XM-8 Carbine / Assualt Rifle. the new rifle is getting good reviews. It currently fires NATO standard 5.56mm rounds, but may be rechambered for the new 6.8mm ammo the Army is considering.

    Now the / family looks cool and all, but the XM-8 looks like the guns we were promised for “The Future”, along with all the flying cars, despotic coporate police states, and zero-G brothels. The rest of civilization may be failing us, but at least the military is keeping up its end of things. If only they could get those orbital weapons platforms working, we’d be all set…

    Posted in Uncategorized | 33 Comments »

    Music news you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 can lose

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 26th December 2003 (All posts by )

    Fantastic* news coming from our favorite : William Shatner has recorded .

    The new record, produced by alternarock piano-man and sometime pop-genius Ben Folds, will feature a guest appearance by former black flag front-man, and long-time professional angry person, Henry Rollins.

    For those of you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 unclear as to this event’s importance (how can you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 be so uncultured!?!), please visit for examples of the mans great talent. My personal favorite is his rendition of Lucy In The Sky, but theyre all… well, how do I put this… let’s just say they’re all entertaining.

    *In using that adjective “Fantastic” in this context, I am perhaps twisting its meaning a bit. Although the dictionary does have fantastic defined as “Quaint or strange in form, conception, or appearance” that doesnt quite get the meaning I was after. I was really trying for a word that meant, “so fundamentally terrible that the brain rejects it and latches onto ironic humor as protection.” I apologize for any confusion.

    Posted in Humor | 1 Comment »

    Greetings.

    Posted by Captain Mojo on 26th December 2003 (All posts by )

    For those of you500vip彩票安卓下载官网 who unfamiliar with the antics over at my (currently on hiatus), Im Captain Mojo, the latest addition to the fine Chicago Boyz family.

    I like to think that Ill provide that air of confused unprofessionalism, juvenile commentary, and semi-coherent ranting so necessary to balance the skillful writing, astute observations, and capability for abstract reasoning that my fellow contributors demonstrate so commonly.

    Its all about balance and harmony people.

    Anyways, thanks to all the other fellas for letting me play in their sandbox, and Im looking forward to joining in on all the fun.

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